Best autoresponder ever:
HELLO PLEASE TOLERATE SLOWER THAN USUAL EMAIL RESPONSES TO ALL MATTERS OF HEART AND MIND STOP AM ON OPEN SEA TILL NEXT SUNDAY STOP IF NO RESPONSE IN 2 WEEKS PLEASE CALL COAST GUARD AND REQUEST HELICOPTERS STOP I WILL REIMBURSE LATER FOR PHONE CALLS IF FOUND STOP WILL STRIVE TO CHECK INBOX BUT NOT SURE HOW EASY THIS WILL BE GIVEN 24 HOUR BUFFET STOP LAWRENCE